Big Daddy Kane

[Big Daddy Kane]
Mmm.. ohh yeah
Mmm, mmm, mmm, ohh yeah
Allow me to introduce myself
as the Big Daddy Kane
A smooth lover from around the way
thats bound to drive any bitch insane
[Dolemite (Rudy Raw Moore)]
Well Dolemite is my name
And rappin and tappin is my game
[Kane]
Oh yeah? Well me tell you somethin Mr. Dolemite
The shit you talkin years ago, I could see
But its the 90s now and rap is all about me
[Dolemite]
Listen.. when it comes down to rappin
I was THROUGH with it before you learned what to do with it
Im the KING so Im stakin my claim
in the rappin game
Yknow? For all players, I am the speaker
Im also known as the hot pussy seeker
When it comes down to ridin up and down in some pussy
I make it weaker
Also it gets a little deeper
I was walkin down Broadway the other day
An old old lady came my way
She said, "Ill be glad when you come 18
Im gonna give you a funkin like you aint never seen!"
I said, "LADY! Why wait for so much time to pass?
Ive been WANTIN to tear up yo old gray ass"
So I pulled out my dick
It was so shiny it looked like it was painted
The hoe took one look and damn near fainted
I stuck it in the bitch and the bitch began to shout
that, "Oh Mr. Dolemite, take that motherfucker OUT!"
[Kane]
Well you aint sayin nothin slick to a can of oil
I walked barefoot from New York to Dallas
Won for Pimp of the Year at the Caesars Palace
Made a big snowstorm on the 4th of July
And drunk the waters in the Atlantic Ocean til that shit was dry
I was makin money before Washington was put on a bill
And I kicked Jacks ass and took his hoe Jill
Im the one who broke the bulls back
and made people say FUCK McDonalds and call ME the Big Mac
[Dolemite]
Why you long lanky motherfucker
You aint nothin but a sucker!
I was born in a barrel of butcher knives
Shot in the ass with two Colt .45s
Ive been slapped by a bear and bit by an eel
I chew up railroad iron, and shit out steel!
I jumped in the ocean and swallowed a whale
Handcuff lightning and throw THUNDERs ass in jail
[Kane]
Why you ignorant decrepit motherfucker
Let me tell you somethin
Im the one that put the M in mackin
Because when you did it you was only actin
I made pimpin a full time job
so bitches wouldnt have to go out and rob
I made the streets of New York hot as a SAUNA
And hung a Home Sweet Hoe sign on every corner
Yes Im the player of all players and the mack of all macks
Give a headache to Excedrin and knock the SHIT out of Ex-Lax
[Dolemite]
Why you insecure no business barn junkyard
rat soup eatin motherfucker!!
It was in the early 1960s when I originated my pimpin game
I was callin whores jives ass bitches
and pimps - sucker ass lame
KANE, before you can take my reign
You gotta cook me a chicken and a half a day
Walk from New York to Los Angeles and throw the bones away
You gotta be BORN BLIND and cannot see
Yo bitches have the POCKS in the ass so bad they cant even pee
Ride a bald eagle a million feet in the AIR
And get out and do the runnin man while you up there
Have the Mumps and the Asiastic Flu
And the Crabs around yo ass start singin the Yankee Doodle Doo!
[Kane]
Aww fuckit I give up
[ Big Daddy Vs. Dolemite Lyrics ]