Willie D

[Pastor:]
Hey siter Bettie, sister Clara
And who is this? You new here, aint you brother?
[Willie D:]
Yep
[Pastor:]
Well welcome to Mount Paid in Full
God sure is good, aint he?
[Willie D:]
Sure is
[Pastor:]
Well we gonna ask you to put all you valuables in this here cup
And pass all your other metal objects to brother Swaggert
You can pick em up over there on the other side
[Willie D:]
What, yall having a problem with weapons or something in Church?
[Pastor:]
No, brother, its just that Pastor Gimme dont want no change in the
church
[Verse 1:]
Aint that a bitch, the churchhouse getting rich
But Im looking like dookie on a stick
As soon as I walked in, they couldnt wait
To pass that goddamned collection plate
And before I could stick my dollar in
The ushers were making rounds again
To get there I had to hitch a ride
And these motherfuckers talking about 20 percent in tithes
Telling me its for the homeless, and those
With nowhere to go, but at night the church door is closed
Now you can come as you are
But you better be sharp as a tack, with a new car
Cause if you aint got that cash
Watch them so-called Christians talk about your ass
I dont give a fuck about your blessings
You want to know my religion, why dont you guess it
[Chorus: x2]
Whys everybody keep playing with God?
[Verse 2:]
I gotta talk about these clowns behind the pulpit
Cause they full of that bullshit
Its no wonder they think they large
With these motherfucking members treating they ass like God
But they aint God cause God loves everybody
But Baptist preachers, they backslide
When it comes to Muslims they aint got no love
Now what you motherfuckers scared of?
That niggas will abandon your vision
And say dont give me that old time religion
Im sick and tired of my homies getting killed
And the pastors saying that its Gods will
Fuck the enemy, yo I dont love him
Thats why I cut for the motherfucking Muslims
Put your hands on me and shit gets scary
Im a put your ass in a cemetary
Now youll call me Judas and say I aint right
But fuck you bitch, they talk about Christ
I dont give a fuck about your blessings
You want to know my religion why dont you guess it
[Chorus x2]
[Verse 3:]
Now I know why my daddy dont go no more
The church aint nothing but a fashion show
They going to meet and greet and peep and gaze
They aint trying to get saved
Cause if they was theyd practice what they preached
And praise the Lord more than one day out the week
Maybe thats why a nigga aint repenting
The churchhouse be having some fine ass women in it
And thats why the preacher cant spread the word of the Lord
Cause he be looking just as hard
Its the blind trying to lead the blind
And you wonder why niggas is so behind
I can stay my ass at the crib and watch the game
If I want to be entertained
Cause this shit done got out of hand
Motherfuckers doing the bump in the choir stand
You get mad cause Im questioning your merit
But goddamnit if the shoe fit, wear it
I dont give a fuck about your blessings
You want to know my religion why dont you guess it
[Chorus x4]
This song was inspired by all you so-called saved motherfuckers out there
The ones thats backsliding
You sinner free motherfuckers that be
Jumping up and down in church every Sunday and shit getting the Holy Ghost
But Im a let you motherfuckers know
If one of you hoes fall on me, Im a knock your ass smooth out
I dont give a damn, Im straight up with it
But some of you motherfuckers be
Going out to the club on Saturday and shit
And coming to church with a motherfucking hangover
And oh yeah, all you motherfucking parents
Thats talking about Willie D is a bad influence on your kids
Fuck you hoes, raise your own motherfucking kids
I aint no motherfucking role model
You be your motherfucking kids role model, motherfucking loser
Yeah, just when a nigga start getting a piece of this apple pie
In America, you hoes want to start lining against rap
Smashing up tapes and shit, what you want us to do
Start by climbing through your motherfucking windows
In the middle of the night?
You better speed on before you get peed on
Now let the congregation say Amen
[ Guess My Religion Lyrics ]