1000 Clowns

I wanna be down, yo, will you let me?
I get real close, I kiss her face real gently.
Dont sweat me girl youre everything I ever needed
And when Im with you my heart starts to bleed
I plead and plead and plead and plead for a litle kiss
And if you say
I just got my wish
On the town the night will be just right
I hold your hand but I wont squeeze too tight.
I feed you food that youve never eaten
I think about it and my heart starts beating
I look at you and it nearly wrecks me
I never met a girl who was so damn sexy!
A week later and some daisies after,
You get a postcard from this silly rapper
And it says Ill be knocking on your front door,
Cuz Ive never loved a girl like this before!
I know Im not the greatest rapper in the world
But would ya, would ya, would ya please be my girl?
I know Im not the greatest rapper in the world
But would ya, would ya, would ya please be my girl?
I know Im not the greatest rapper in the world
But please baby, please baby be my girl.
I know Im not the greatest rapper in this land
But Ill do anything if youll hold my hand.
I pick her up and its raining heavy
I meet her mom, I say my name is Kevi
Im so dizzy when Im with your daughter
But I treat her right, I never cross no border
We get in the car, I say "Ya want some music?"
She says
So I say "You choose it."
Straight out the purse comes 1000 Clowns, and I say
"Oh, God. I know my girl is down."
We go away for the cozy vacation
Santa Barbara is our destination.
Halfway on our way I start to feel real ready
I pull the car over "Will you be my steady?"
She says
And my heart gets swollen
It feels so damn good to even take her bowling
Now she knows Ill be knocking on her front door
Cuz Ive never loved a girl like this before.
I know Im not the greatest rapper in the world
But would ya, would ya, would ya please be my girl?
I know Im not the greatest rapper in the world
But would ya, would ya, would ya please be my girl?
I know Im not the greatest rapper in the world
But please baby, please baby be my girl.
I know Im not the greatest rapper in this land
But Ill do anything if youll hold my hand.
Would ya be my sunshine?
Would ya be all mine?
Would ya be my sunshine?
Could ya be all mine?
Were still together, we hang out all the time
She comes to the show when I bust a rhyme
She never minds that my friends keep me late
Shes cool like that, shell kick back and wait.
Never hesitate to hold my hand, whispers in my ear,
"Kevi youre my man."
See, thats the plan, now theres no more adore
Ive never loved a girl like this before.
I know Im not the greatest rapper in the world
But would ya, would ya, would ya please be my girl?
I know Im not the greatest rapper in the world
But would ya, would ya, would ya please be my girl?
I know Im not the greatest rapper in the world
But please baby, please baby be my girl.
I know Im not the greatest rapper in this land
But Ill do anything if youll hold my hand.
[ (Not The) Greatest Rapper Lyrics ]