Lord Finesse & Dj Mike Smooth

(feat. A.G.)
[Lord Finesse]
Ladies and gentlemen, we have Lord Finesse and Andre the Giant
here to get funky for you and yours tonight. So just about now,
wont yall brothers come to the stand and kick something funky
[A.G.]
A man thought he could test me and possess a better skill
His man shook his head and his mother said "Youd better chill"
Not from the old school nor from the new one
Do-run-run, move son, Im the smooth one
Fast or slow, you know I still use it
And with my skill I even rock off church music
Get personal, and you might have to nurse a few
Clap or hum and Ill still kick a verse or two
Front like you can, you know you cant mess with this
Light this, get with this, Im the best at this
Step to this and get ate like a Starburst
Or played out like Lees and an old pair of Converse
This is a peep show, more like a creep show
Low blow to injure and its more like a weak blow
Thought you could bumrush but you had to retreat though
(Hes still saying "damn" to a rhyme you said a week ago)
I wax Im bad, dont have to ask Im glad
Girls give me more support than they get from a maxi pad
Play me, slay me, you got problems
Youll get hemmed up, just like bellbottoms
I kick a rhyme like a game of kick a can
Heads start flying just like Peter Pan
Skills undoubtful, rhymes unbeatable
Rough and tough, Ill handcuff and eat em too
Losses I take none, slaughter from day one
And when Im through theyll be calling you Dres son
Lets have a clean one, Dres a mean one
Rhymes like Dillengers, mind like machine guns
Get rid of rappers, I do it the easy way
Flip MCs like the A.S.P.C.A.
Andre the Giant, here to get wicked
Lord Finesse (Whats up?) Yo kick it
[Lord Finesse]
I create and make funky rhymes for a hype tape
Brothers try to get with Finesse but they lightweight
I preach and teach just like the man Farrakhan
Get so much run on the mic, call this a marathon
Motherfuckers who dare try to get with me
I light that ass up yo just like a Christmas tree
In a battle, youd better pray for help
Straight up and down troop, dont even play yourself
Lord Finesse in effect with the fly shit
Im 19, crazy nice, Im only 56"
Make MCs lay low as soon as I say so
Many try to hang, but thats okay though
Im the man that works hars for his cash flow
Short for my age but Ill still bust that ass though
MCs need to clean up they act with a handcloth
I get smooth like my man Luther Vandross
School any girl who dares try to step to me
I got porno stars wanting to take some lessons from me
Its like that yall, and I rap more
Im not the type of man to play the back door
I beat and spank and shank those who try and rank
On the mic Im swift so give thanks
Or credit, I said it, dont forget it
Im athletic, but dont sweat it
We can go toe to toe, you know if youre slow you blow
Rappers I slam, stomp, and overthrow
Cause I rip em, diss em, treat em like a victim
As soon as Mike say "Sick em"
I show and prove the groove that I represent
You think Im good? I feel that Im excellent
Yeah, you want to flow, Im a show you how
Mike Smooth, keep it flowing now
[Expertly cut and scratched til fade] "Yeah, keep it going now"
[ Keep It Flowing Lyrics ]