Emilie Autumn

Step right up
We bring to you the finest entertainment
And I would be pleased to be your humble servant
Accept your hospitality, indulge in abnormality
Step right up
We've something here for everyone's enjoyment
I do this as a gift, note for employment
Appalled by my insanity, approached with your humanity
Come see our girls, crazy girls
If you're willing to be thrilled, this is a hell of a ride
Those girls, crazy girls
They're hot, they're nuts, they're suicidal
Tickets cheap, it's a crime
And they're half price after 4 o' clock, so toss us a dime
To see these lovely freaks of nature for a limited time
Come see the girls, girls, girls
Some of them are really quite attractive, you can see
Some are truly hideous, I'm sure that you'll agree
Well others still look rather quite a lot like you and me
But you mustn't let them fool you, just one more rule
You shouldn't look this one too long in the eye
And that one, let's just keep walking by
This ain't no ordinary girl, and we've a steady supply
Grab another cup of tea, and follow me
To see our girls, crazy girls...
Now, has anybody any clever questions for your guide
For a penny more, go on and ask, we have nothing here to hide.
Quiet down! You sir
If insanity's "can't understand The Blessed Contessa"
And according to the medics, that are far into genetics
Are they born with disease, or is it something they can track
It has all to do with reproductive organs
Which are naturally unstable in a day
You see from lunar, we have lunatic, and lunacy, and looney
And they're always ovulating by the cycle of the moon
I have a question
Has any patient ever been released
Would you send her home if her bizarre behavior would decrease
For the good of our society, they oughtn't reproduce
So while they may pretend propriety, we'll never let them loose
Come see our girls, crazy girls...