Special Ed

Monster jam
This is a monster jam
[VERSE 1]
This is a monster jam
Im a vet, yet I never been in Vietnam
But come to think of who I am
Its not amazing that youre praising all the lyrics I flam
When Im bustin a discussion to the percussion
I leave it to the Flatbush Crew to do the rushin
Cause Im kinda laid back, MCs please stay back
If you try to riff, youll be stiff on the way back
Home, inside a box with bottles and rocks
I know the time, you know why? because I got nuff clocks
In my house, always like to know the time of the day
Take a shower every hour to be sure that I stay
Fresh and never less, because I dont like germs
On the mic I like to psyche by usin phrases and terms
That only I could begin to comprehend
And understand how I use and choose the lyrics that blend
Monster Jam
This is a monster jam
[VERSE 2]
I got the dope hype-type style
Try to bite, we might fight and you will not smile
Cause Ima damage and ravage, you are a savage
Ima choke your mediocre, novice, average
Ass into a pulp, then Ima gulp ya up
From out a cup and leave you without a hope
Im only dope, yo, Im just provokin your brain
I like to tease, I like to skeeze, I got a brother named Wayne
And Im a Taurus, I brush my teeth and also use ???
Im a king, I like to sing, I got a choir and a chorus
I was born on the 16th of May
You do not have to know the year, just be concerned you hear the day
So you can bring me my crown and then king me
Rejoice to the choice voice, then sing me
A song, make it long, so that I can hear
The praise for days and days and days to the next year
[VERSE 3]
Im a special professional, my kind is ???
The rhymes are so precise just to the fraction of a decimal
Rhyme, so sensational, Im very educational
This is a presentation, I guess its presentational
Yo, Im Special Ed, I get the bread, I get the cash
Dont steal, I make it, try to take it, get bashed
I am protective and selective when I choose my rhymes
Unlike the other MCs I make gs, not dimes
I got a rhyme to keep you rockin all the time
Like I said Im Special Ed, if you dont like it - the heck
Cause Im a slow pace, never race, never smoke the crack base
From the pipe or the wooler, not a fool, much cooler
Not dunce, smoked once, never ever choked once
Look good, dress fly, love [???] apple pie
[ Monster Jam Lyrics ]