Extended Famm

[Chorus]
Can You Hear Me Now? Good
[V1: Tone]
Yo, its Sunday afternoon, and Ive been hibernating thoroughly
Lying beside my girl whos been trying to wake me urgently
With a stern sermon about wasting my day
Knowing that if I dont force me outta bed with a crowbar Ill lazily stay
I wake up.kinda sorta.todays when the guys come over
To write, so I head out to get some pizza and buy us soda
Wireless phone to my ear, giving session a buzz
"Yo, Sesh, its Tone, you want anything? Im buying us grub"
[Session]
What?! you lyin in blood? [Tone] "yeah, and call Pack to wake him up"
[Session] Yo, you breakin up! STAN! They tryin to take his stuff!
[Stan] Word? then I got bones to crack, [Session] Lets split up
you bring Tone intact. Ima get up, on the phone wit Pack
[Dialing] [Pack voicemail] "Its Pack, leave a message"
[Session] "I cant believe this, pick up!, its me, its Session!
Tone got robbed and we tryin to reach you man
hit me back on the hip or speak to Stan!"
[Pack]
Tones got cracked ribs from gettin beat by Stan???
I knew one day, these egos would get outta hand
Looks like me and sesh are the only ones with level heads
Fuck it lemme call Stan and see if we can settle this [dialing sound in background]
[Stans FRANTIC VOICE] "hello?!!?" (Pack) Stan, you alright? Whats up with you and Tone?"
[Stan: pissed] "Yo, pack you mumblin again!? Son, you need to get a better phone"
[Pack] Yeah, I know you hate Tone, Session left me a message explainin
[Stan MORE FRANTIC] "WHAT! session got hit by a train???????"
[Stan hangs up]
Jesus H Christ man I was just withem
[crying] I figured hed OD...who would think a train killem
What a horrible way to go! Just think
He just moved away from home. Rest in peace
Yo, Ive gotta save Tone we aint loosing him too
(Gets angry) Im puting foot in somebody ass until they shit shoe
For trying to stick crew [phone rings] Hello! [Tone] "Ayo, Stan, its Tone"
[Stan] Since when do muggers stop to let you use the phone!!!
[Chorus]
[V2]
[Stan and tone are still talking]
[Tone] Muggers? Stan...What the fuck you yappin about?
Im buying food, for when you, sesh & pack are back at the house
Youre spazzing out, Im laughing now, didnt expect what you said
Especially that. [Stan] "Well, Aight, Cool...but session is dead"
[Tone] True...You want the freshest bread? White or wheat?
[Stan] "Why you speaking bout bread? I said that Session Died! Deceased!"
[Tone] Well, I must be a monkeys uncle, fuck recording...Im just beat
[Stan] "Huh? Tone, youre whylin, b" [Tone] "Aight, Ill see ya by the beach"
[Stan] "Hello?" [Tone] Hello? Ahh fuck it...phone dropped, Ill try to reach
Session to tell him where to find the jeep, so we can ride to the scene
[Ring] [Session] "Yeah, whuttup?" [Tone] Ayo, Sesh, what time should we meet?
[Session] "Tone, youre still alive! I figured by now, youd died in the street!"
Yo, Stan is looking for you man, you told me your were getting jacked!"
[Tone] Jacked? Nah, man, Im headed to the beach to rest & relax
[Session] Youre headed for Packs? he needs to start picking his phone up!
[Tone] "No, man, no weed to spark, and Im not getting coronas"
[Session] "Word? Somebody hot?! Sweating to bone us? Who are these groupie hoes?
[Tone] "Yeah, yeah, theres no more studio."
[Session] Oh, hell no!..I will not blow no bootyhole
I dont care if theyre porno movie pros..What did you agree for?!?!
[Tone] "Man, youre breaking up, Meet me by the seashore" [click]
[Session] Oh, shit...Stans gotta hear this! Tones talkin bout He-whores?!?!
[Chorus]
[V3: Session calls Stan phone rings and he picks up]
[SubStantial] Hello? [Session] "Wuttup, dog!"
[Stan in shock] I must be fucking dreaming
[Session] First, Tone with the He-whores...now youre sucking semen?
T.M.I. homo [SubStantial] I thought you died mofo
Well, Thats what Pack told me but Im glad youre back homie
So you talked to tone too... when we spoke he was bugging
By the way that shit earlier it was nothing
[Session] "Hold on, son, I just caught what you said... you thought I wasdead?!
[SubStantial] Yo, Youre really about to grow dreads & copping a lex...Sweet!!!
[Session] "HUH !?! Did youd just say beach???"
[SubStantial] Almost forgot...thats where were supposed to meet
[Session] "Yo that sounds a lot better than the meat fest at Tones
Yo, that type of shit made me head home" [SubStantial]Yeah forget that
So let me hit Pack [Session] "Son you shouldnt sniff crack!? "
(SubStantial) Well, If not me, who? Son, see ya round 2! (Stan hangs up)
[Stan calls Pack]
[SubStantial] Hello?
[PackFM] Stan, you hung up...you got a bad attitude!
[SubStantial] You had me thinkin session died, nigga...now Im mad at you
[PackFM] What you mean, the sessions 5? Tone said to meet him after 2?
By the wassup wit u? you guys settle ya beef?
[SubStantial] "NO PACK! SESSIONS NOT LAYING DEAD IN THE STREETS!
Matter of fact we all meetin up and heading to the beach
[PackFM] Yo, chill! Watch ya speech man! Who you callin a bitch?
Im a grown ass man... I aint gotta take this shit
[SubStantial] "WHAT YOU TAKIN A SHIT???" [PackFM] Oh, you gonna BREAK MY
WRIST? Dog, you need to slow ya roll?
Are you still pissed about the girl from Upclose and Personal?
[SubStantial] "Nah, we goin to the beach not the studio, but we can rehearse for the show"
[PackFM] Look this reception sucks, I cant hear a word youre sayin
Im on my way to Tones house...and Ill call you on the way in
[SubStantial] "Yeah pack, you kinda do look like marlon wayans
But my minutes aint cheap, dog
Ill see you at the beach"
[PackFM] "Uh ok yeah the beach, man, whatever you say
Lemme, get off this phone and tell Tone that Im on my way
[Ring...], [Tone] Hello? [PackFM] "Tone?! What deal, kid?
Yo, I just spoke to Stan, he throwing hands at you? Thats some real shit
I never knew you two was beefin..." [Tone] We are? [Pack] "I
dont believe this? Son, you got amnesia!"
[Tone] I do? [Pack] "Holy Mary Mother of Jesus!"
[Tone] Pack, youre buggin! Stan told me bout this beach trip
[Pack] "Ski Trip?" [Tone] Nah, Beach Trip. [Pack] "Aight, that sounds decent
I was headed to your crib, so lets see where team is"
[Tone] Ayo, but dont hang up! [Pack] "Nah, Ima use the 3-Way genius"
[Tone] Oh yeah, I forgot...you work with Cellys - Not beepers
But hurry the fuck up...Im trying to stick some hot beaver!
[ring] [SubStantial] Yo? [PackFM] "You two, play nice yall
[Tone & Stan] "Huh?" [Pack] And hold on as I call session...
Im trying to hit the beach by nightfall
[ring] [Jimmy] "Hello?" [Pack] "Yo, Who the fuck is this?"
This is Jimmy! [PackFM] "Wrong number, man, sorry. [Jimmy] "Fuck You Bitch?" [CLICK]
[ring] [Session] "Jeeeuh!" [Pack] "Yo, Session! Where the fuck you at?"
[Session] "I never said fuck you pack!
[Tone] Whats up with that?! I thought yall loved that track!
If yall didnt like it, there aint no need to make excuses
And try to be nice to me and cancel studio with crew trips
[Stan] "Tone, what the fuck! Why you trippin?" [PackFM] "Oh, shit Stan is
mad at Tone again! CHILL STAN!! Dont hit em!"
[Session] Faggots! Now, Stans trying to get with him? Thats FOSS!"
Hold Up, I got a call, and Im getting the fuck off
[Stan] Fuck yall! This aint phone sex, Im hangin up. [Pack] "Say
What...Tones Flesh!?!?! And Paper Cuts!!
Stan! Dont kill him!" [Tone] Awww Man, Im going home..I am confused as hell
[CLICK], [CLICK]
[Pack] "Fuck it". [CLICK] [Session] YO! Im back with some news to tell!
[dial tone]
[Session] Hello? Hello. That was the A&R on the other line, son!
They wanna sign us! Hello? Hello? Man, fuck that...Im goin solo!
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