Dido

Dear slim, I wrote you but you still aint callin
I left my cell, my pager, and my home phone at the bottom
I sent two letters back in autumn, you must not of got em
There was probably a problem at the post office or somethin
Sometimes I scribble addresses too sloppy when I jot em
But anyways, fuck it, whats been up, hows your daughter?
My girlfriends pregnant too, Im bout to be a father
If I have a daughter, guess what ima call her? ima name her
Bonnie...
I read about your uncle ronnie too Im sorry
I had a friend kill himself over a bitch who didnt want him
I know you probably hear this everyday but Im your biggest fan
I even got the underground shit that you did with scam
I got a room full of your posters and your pictures man
I like the shit you did with rawkus too that shit was phat
Anyways I hope you get this man, hit me back, just to chat
Truly yours, your biggest fan, this is stan
Dear slim, you still havent called or wrote, I hope you have a chance
I aint mad, I just think its fucked up that you dont answer fans
If you didnt wanna talk to me outside of the concert
You didnt have to, but you coulda signed an autograph for matthew
Thats my little brother, hes only six years old
We waited in the blisterin cold for you, for 4 hours and you just said no
Thats pretty shitty man youre like his fuckin idol
He wants to be just like you man he likes you more than I do
I aint that mad though I just dont like being lied to
Remember when we met in demburg, you said if I write you
You would write back, see Im just like you in a way
I never knew my father neither, he used to always cheat on my mom and beat her
I can relate to what youre sayin in your songs
So when I have a shitty day, I ripped away and put em on
Cuz I dont really got shit else so that shit helps when Im depressed
I even got a tattoo with your name across the chest
Sometimes I used to cut myself to see how much it bleeds
Its like adrenaline, but pain is such a sudden rush for me
And everything you say is real, and I respect you cuz you tell it
My girlfriends jealous cuz I talk about you 24/7
But she dont know you like I know you slim, no one does
She dont know what it was like for people like us growin up
You gotta call me man, Ill be the biggest fan youll ever lose
Sincerely yours, stan, ps: we should be together too
Dear mr. im-too-good-to-call-or-write-my-fans
Thisll be the last package I ever send your ass
Its been 6 months and still no word, I dont deserve it?
I know you got my last two letters, I wrote the addresses on em perfect