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You remind me of a couple girls I used to know
That I used to be involved with
Thanks a lot, what a compliment
Wait, I know that sounds a little bad
Yes, it does
But I mean the good traits
Why dont you just go back to them then?
No, no, no
Im saying just the opposite
Im saying the reverse
Youre a "greatest hits"
Youre a "the best of"
You include only the good cuts of the girls that Ive been out with
Youre a "greatest hits"
Youre a "the best of"
Why dont you shut your mouth before you scratch it up?
What a minute
Is that it?
No, Im just saying...
Youre a little like Miranda
Oh baby, she could name a tune
Oh, could she?
Just flip on any radio station
And like two notes in
Shes like thats "so and so" from eighty-two
Youre a little like Francesca
Whos Francesca?
With crazy stories from her youth
Mom on some heavy drugs
Dad in the Mafia
Yeah, I thought that all was pretty cool
You better get over yourself
Why dont you just go back to them then?
Honey, Im saying the reverse
Youre a "greatest hits"
Youre a "the best of"
You include only the best cuts
Youre the one I want
Youre a "greatest hits"
A "best of"
Why dont you shut your mouth before you scratch it up?
Wait a minute
Hey, where you going?
Im leaving
No!
Im leaving, Im leaving you
Is it something I said?
Come on
Im leaving
It cant be
Im leaving, Im leaving you
Hey honey, come back
What, so you can talk about your skanky ex-girlfriends?
Skanky? You got to call them skanky?
How dare you? Get off me!
I cant believe you said that
Youre totally misunderstanding me
I am not misunderstanding you
I understand perfectly well
Youre a "greatest hits"
Youre a "greatest hits"
Youre a "the best of"
You include only the good cuts of the girls that Ive been out with
Youre a "greatest hits"
Youre a "the best of"
You include only the best cuts, youre the one I want
Youre a greatest hits
You include only the best cuts, youre the one I want
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