Heartbreak Club

If I could own what lovers own
Id sell my shares in apathy tomorrow.
Your love could mend my broken bones,
Soothe a soul and plug a heart thats leaking
So please pick up, Bethanie, its Teddy
Its not the old me its the new me
When I grow up can ew get back together?
I declare Im prepared to bow down and baste the turkey
Im not selfish. Serious. Can we get back together?
I bit my tongue three times today
So cut some slack, I want you back in my arms.
Unsew my lips and haste to say
Ive been couhging up blood since you left me!
I tried my best, but since you left
Been sleepless for days
I cry in my unrest, but since you left
Been counting the ways
That I could stifle hope, or cut your throat
Is that too rude for you?
Do I offend you? Should I sing something more subdued?
[ Bethanie Lyrics ]