Digital Underground

Wed like to ask now that all passengers please hold
their breath, as we take you through an underwater hip hop extravaganza.
Now last night, underwater, I saw a French mermaid,
Treated her to caviar and wine over shrimp brain,
In the raw, on the ocean floor, need I say more?
You never heard nobody kick it like this before,
Pink champagne, octopus brains,
Saw your DJ underwater through the window pane.
That sucker tried to hit a mix, but the mix didnt happen,
Records kept floatin all the fish kept laughin
A blowfish blew my mind and started to rhyme,
As the octopus cut nine records at a time.
Your boy said, "Show me how to keep my records down,"
But the shark ate his amp, your boy got clowned.
The rhymes he say have no particular order
Un-derwater, Un-der-derwater,
Go head bite his rhymes if you think that you oughtta
Hold your breath, MCs, my rhymes underwater.
I tried to mix a cut from a TV blooper,
Got pulled by a deep sea state trooper,
Told me that I didnt have the right to bite,
I said, "Your wife looks just like a fat blue grouper."
Sittin in my aqua-blue jail cell, didnt have my bail,
I had to break out with the rhyme,
Shrimp scatter on a platter, I rock like a mobster,
Told an MC, "Yo, you look like a lobster"
Qualified to wreck your mind, I get busy one time,
Like fish on a dish, you get served with the rhyme.
...if you need a fo instance,
Watch the people stop, they dont want to miss this.
Im tweakin your speakers, and Im makin no sense,
Cause on your turns, this record burns like incense.
The rhymes he say have no particular order
Un-derwater, Un-der-derwater
Go head bite his rhymes if you think that you oughtta
Hold your breath, MCs, my rhymes underwater.
Uh, 1, 2, 1, 2, Yo, this is MC Blowfish,
And were gonna do a little something like this:
Well Im a deep sea gangster, underwater prankster,
Kissin all the girl fish, dissin all the ...
Because I blew your mind and started to rhyme,
Doesnt mean that Im cool, cause youll be back next time,
With a hook and a line, so you can hear that fryin sound,
Im tellin you Im down,
Ill spin your boat around, leave suckers lost in the bay.
You wanna play? Ill hook your line to a stingray.
Get out of here with that boat and a stick,
Get out of line, Ill call my homey Moby Dick.
Im not thinkin bout dyin, fool, stop tryin to test me,
People fishin dont catch me.
And when you get home, sad cause you missed,
Just remember MC Blowfish
Keep on, you dont stop.
Uh oh, here comes that stupid shark again, I guess I better blow u
[ Underwater Rimes (Remix) Lyrics ]