Beastie Boys

I kick out the jams and tell you who I am
Ill make you shake your ass like Les MaCan yea
And then youre out talking shit like Yosemite Sam
Youve got the elephant feet like Les McCan
Up the crack of dawn Im on my way
Were talking two foot dump and therell be no delay
Cause Im gone, the shits getting out of hand
Im changing my middle name to first Trem
Because Im walking on the rhythm like Philippe Petite
Ive got holes in my mouth where my teeth should be
You ask whatever happenened to the rappin duke
I heard the Captains gonna sign him to Jive and thats the truth
Taking care of my functions still smokin, up the shrubery
I stopped eating chicken cause the shit was too rubbery
My produce, organic, its from my own yard
Only the freshest herbs and growings not too hard
Vibes, vibrations
Vibes, vibrations
Dreaming on it, screaming on it, ready to get dumb
Waxing up my long joint, ready to get some
Looking at my board and my old boots
Seeing a waist deep champagne moment of truth
And on the court Ive got game like my brother Matt
I give a shout out so where you at
But dont get souped Mathew cause Im a take ya
Horatio Park right now and Im a shake ya
Give me the fresh count you know that Im stressed out
I need some inspiration so get the best out
Like Rock Master Scott, Im on the request line
Writing the fresh rhyme, having the best time
Good vibes flowing all around
Not a worry in mind as the friends around
A shout out to Linda riding pow forever
Well the "Bird is the word and youre as light as a feather"
Vibes, vibrations
Vibes, vibrations
And Then I smoke a bag of rat weed cause I dont care
And Im waxing old ladies out their underwears
I like the boomin grannies in big old panties
Im "giving, it to grandma making her crazy"
Well I might be a white boy but Im no goofy
Got beats like Bobalou on "I Love Lucy"
Im not like the Skipper on "Fantasy Island"
Im more like Captain Shtupping when I go "back whylin"
The Cire Traverse out to the Death shoot
Or S.T.H. when they let me back at the Deuce
Cause I "cant get enough" of that funky stuff
When the going gets rough aint going out in the sluff
Down with Bubble Gum and Ninth Creation
You Get on down weve got the sound sensation
Kid Fresh is back from the 80s
And were doing it for the ladies
Vibes, vibrations
Vibes, vibrations
We got Vibes, vibrations
We got Vibes, vibrations
Vi... vi..
[ The Vibes Lyrics ]