Murs

First, let me ask for forgiveness
Since I might go to hell
But I'm addicted to these girls
The way they fuck, feel, smell
And I've been around the world, in and out of hotels
Now I'm finally off tour, I got some stories to tell
It all started with Mel
My first time doin' it
Nervous, couldn't speak, I was scared I might ruin it
Somethin' like a pulse, she knew how to take it slow
Knew one false move and I could fuck around and blow
So, I went with the flow
It went better than I planned
Finally found somethin' better than comin' in my hand
They say you come twice the first time
Now, I understand
I came once inside of her, then I became a man
The next couple times weren't quite that memorable
Tameeka, Lidia must of thought I was pitiful
Bustin' after two minutes, I thought that shit was typical
That's probably why they never got back at a nigga
So once upon a time in the land around the way
There lived a couple girls that would never give me play
Used to wear tight shirts and short skirts everyday
Everytime I'd try to hit it, they'd say no way
Until one fine day, in this land of L.A.
One finally slipped up and she let me have my way
She kind of turned me out, changed my life I must say
'Cause I haven't stopped chasing these bars to this day
Now, at the City Walk I met this itty bitty bitch
About 4'7...mmm...4'11 with a switch
Well let's just say...well I think I got it backwards
But big things do come good in small packages
As for actresses in a land of so many
Let me tell you 'bout this freak named Small Town Jenny
After bad auditions, she was guaranteed to hit me
To fuck her on her break while she was waitressing at Denny's
Now there was Omi, female Emcee
We talked most of the night about the M-I-C
When it was time for us to get down to B-I-Z
She let me stick it straight in her asshole, lyrically
I love chicks on E, that you meet out at these raves
They use it as an excuse for them to misbehave
I met Rachel in the corner, all emotional and mushy
Put my dick on her tongue, glow stick in her pussy
And once upon a time in the land around the way
There lived a couple girls that would never give me play
Used to wear tight shirts and short skirts everyday
Everytime I'd try to hit it, they'd say no way
Until one fine day, in this land of L.A.
One finally slipped up and she let me have my way
She kind of turned me out, changed my life I must say
'Cause I haven't stopped chasing these bars to this day
Alright, I had a dancer named Candy StripperChix
Said she only had to dance to get her family out a fix
Fine as hell, but the bitch made me sick
'Cause after dating two months, she would still make me tip
I know a female Mexicana by the name of Illiana
She likes my Dickies and a wife beater, not pajamas
Caught her with another dude poppin' up by her casa
But I keep her on the team, just to represent Lilasa
Now Lesbian Liz hasn't called a lot lately
She liked to lick the legends, but she also loved the ladies
I had to let her go before she led me to crazy
She was lousy in the sack, laid back and hella lazy
A couple weeks back, it was all about Loretta
Straight up hoodrat, always beggin' me for cheddar
Had to keep her hair did and her manicure was real
Now I'm fucking the Korean broad that used to do her nails
And once upon a time in the land around the way
There lived a couple girls that would never give me play
Used to wear tight shirts and short skirts everyday
Everytime I'd try to hit it, they'd say no way
Until one fine day, in this land of L.A.
One finally slipped up and she let me have my way
She kind of turned me out, changed my life I must say
'Cause I haven't stopped chasing these bars to this day